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TMC: THE MELROSE COMMENTARY

SEASON 7: Sound & Video Clips & Pictures Included

#28: Asses To Ashes 05/24/99 (Series Finale)
#27: Dead Men Don't Shut Up 05/17/99
#26: Lexi Gets Stiffed 05/10/99
#25: Floral Knowledge 05/03/99
#24: Bitter Homes & Guardians 04/26/99
#23: The Daughterboy 04/19/99
#22: McBride's Head Revisited 04/12/99
#21: Ryan's Choice 04/05/99
#20: Unpleasantville 03/08/99
#19: How Amanda Got Her Groove Back 03/01/99 (by Melroseman)
#18: They Shoot Blanks Don't They 02/22/99
#17: Saving Ryan's Privates 02/15/99 (by Ryan)
#16: The Younger Son Also Rises 02/08/99 (by Ryan)
#15: A Fist Full Of Secrets 01/25/99
#14: I Married A Jock Murderer 01/18/99
#13: The Kyle High Club 01/11/99
#12: The Usual Santas 12/21/98 (by Ryan)
#11: Suddenly Sperm 12/14/98 (by Ferris445 [Jeff Stahl])
#10: When Chearleaders Attack 11/30/98 (by Michele C)
#09: Lethal Wedding 4 11/23/98 (by Nick Chambers)
#08: Fiddling On The Roof 11/16/98 (by Omar)
#07: Suspicion 11/09/98 (by Melroseman)
#06: The Night The Lights Went Out At Melrose 11/02/98 (by Melroseman)
#05: The Rumour Whisperer 10/26/98 (by Melroseman)
#04: Not Quite All About Eve 10/19/98 (by Melroseman)
#03: Dr. Jealousy 09/28/98
#02: Where The Hookers Grow 09/21/98
#01: The World According To Matt 09/14/98

SEASON 6: Sound Clips Included

Season 6: The Ultimate Guide. Includes brief summaries, sound clip collections, an overview of character plotlines, TMC "unplugged", and more!

#34: Buona Sera Mr. Campbell (Part 2) 09/07/98
#33: Buona Sera Mr. Campbell (Part 1) 08/31/98
#32: As Bad As It Gets 08/24/98
#31: Ball N' Jane 08/17/98
#30: A Match Made In Hell 08/10/98
#29: A Long Way To Tip-A-Rory 08/03/98
#28: Divorce Dominican Style 07/27/98
MP TOOK AN EARLY EXIT THIS SEASON,
TO RETURN IN THE SUMMER OF LOVE, ABOVE!
#26-27: M.P. Confidential / Nasty Minded Professor 03/30/98
#25.5: Legend Of THE POOL 03/23/98 (Not a real episode)
#25: Four Affairs And A Pregnancy 03/16/98
#24: Too Romantic For Words 03/09/98
#23: A Christine Runs Through It 03/02/98
#22: Blunt Drama 02/23/98
#21: A Swing And A Mrs. 02/16/98
#19-20: Last Train To Baghdad 02/09/98
#18: Mama Mia 02/02/98
POST PREGNANCY EPISODES ABOVE.
PREGNANT LOCKLEAR EPISODES BELOW.
#17: Coop De Grace 01/26/98
#16: Kyle Of The Desert 01/19/98
#15: Amanda's Back 01/12/98
#14: To Kill A Whirlybird 01/05/98
#13.5: Taming Of The Shrew 12/29/97 (Not a real episode)
#13: A Tree Talks In Melrose 12/22/97
#12: A Bump In The Night 12/15/97
#11.5: What's Wrong With Melrose? 12/08/97 (Not a real episode)
#11: Everybody Comes To Kyle's 12/01/97
#10: My Little Coma Girl 11/24/97
#9: Attack Of The Scalpel Woman 11/17/97
#8: A Shot In The Dark 11/10/97
SOUND CLIPS ABOVE ARE IN REALAUDIO (.RA) FORMAT.
SOUND CLIPS BELOW ARE IN WAVE (.WAV) FORMAT.
#7: Secrets And Wives 11/03/97
#6: The Light At The End Of The Tumble 10/27/97
#5: Desperately Seeking Samantha 10/20/97
#4.6: Hell's Fury 10/13/97 (Not a real episode)
#4.3: Blond Ninja Blues 10/06/97 (Not a real episode)
#4: The Doctor Is In....Deep 9/29/97
#3: No Time For Sperm Banks 9/22/97
#2: Trojan Stork 9/15/97
#1: A Brand New Day 9/8/97

FROM THE BEGINNING: A MINI COMMENTARY
Re-living The Good Old Days Through French Reruns
Pictures & Video Clips Included (Some in French)

SEASON 5: Pictures, Sounds, & Video Clips Included!

#5-33-34 "Who's Afraid Of Amanda Woodward?" 05/19/97
#5-32 "Secrets And Lies And More Lies" 05/12/97
#5-31 "Going Places" 05/05/97
#5-30 "Ultimatums And The Single Guy" 04/28/97
#5-29 "All Beths Are Off" 04/21/97
#5-28 "Deja Vu All Over Again" 04/14/97
#5-27 "The Dead Wives Club" 04/07/97
#5-26 "Last Exit To Ohio" 03/31/97
#5-25 "From Here To Maternity" 03/17/97
#5-24" 101 Damnations" 03/10/97
#5-23 "Screams From A Marriage" 03/03/97
#5-22 "Frames 'R' Us" 02/24/97
#5-21 "Men Are From Melrose" 02/17/97
#5-20 "Catch Her In The Lie" 02/10/97
#5-18-19 "Great Sex-pectations" 02/3/97 150th Episode
#5-17 "Better Homes And Condos" 01/27/97
#5-16 "Eyes Of The Storm" 01/20/97
#5-15 "Escape From L.A." 01/13/97
#5-14 "The Accidental Doctor" 01/06/97
#5-13 "Crazy Love" 12/16/96
#5-12 "Quest For Mother" 12/09/96
#5-11 "Sole Sister" 12/02/96
#5-10 "Nice Work If You Can Get It" 11/25/96
#5-09 "Farewell Mike's Concubine" 11/18/96
#5-08 "Mission: Interpersonal" 11/11/96
#5-07 "Young Doctors In Heat" 11/11/96
All media above is in English.
#5-06 "Jane's Addiction" 11/04/96
#5-05 "Un-Janed Melody" 10/28/96
#5-04 "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love" 09/30/96
#5-03 "Moving Violations" 09/23/96
#5-02 "Over Dick's Dead Body" 09/16/96
#5-01 "Living With Disaster" 09/09/96 - english!

SEASON 4: Pictures & Video Clips (some in French) Included!

#4-33-34 "Dead Sisters Walking" 05/20/96 - 10 english videos, 14 sound clips, 11+ images.
#4-32 "Full Metal Betsy" 05/15/96
#4-31 "Peter's Excellent Adventure" 05/06/96 - english videos & sounds.
#4-30 "Melrose Unglued" 04/29/96
#4-29 "True Fibs" 04/15/96
#4-28 "What Comes Up, Must Come Down" 04/01/96
#4-27 "Triumph Of The Bill" 03/18/96
#4-26 "The Burning Sofa" 03/11/96
#4-25 "Ruthless People" 03/04/96
#4-24 "Run Billy Run" 02/26/96
#4-23 "Circle Of Strife" 02/19/96
#4-22 "Devil In A Wet Dress" 02/12/96
#4-20-21 "No Lifeguard On Duty" 02/05/96 (I missed the second splashy hour!)
#4-19 "The Bobby Trap" 01/22/96
#4-18 "Sydney, Bothered And Bewildered" 01/15/96
#4-17 "The Brooke Stops Here" 01/08/96
#4-16 "Holy Strokes" 01/01/96
#4-15 "Oy! To The World" 12/11/95
#4-14 "Two Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" 12/04/95
#4-13 "Hook, Line And Hayley" 11/27/95
#4-12 "Kimberly Does L.A." 11/20/95
#4-11 "Free Kimmy" 11/13/95
#4-10 "El Syd" 11/06/95
#4-09 "Amanda Unplugged" 10/30/95
#4-08 "Dial M For Melrose" 10/23/95
#4-07 "Let The Games Begin" 10/16/95
#4-06 "The Jane Mutiny" 10/09/95
#4-05 "Drawing Henry" 10/02/95
#4-04 "Simply Shocking" 09/25/95
#4-03 "Blind Ambition" 09/20/95
#4-02 "Melrose Is Like A Box Of Chocolates" 09/18/95
#4-01 "Post Mortem Madness" 09/11/95

SEASON 3: Pictures & Video Clips (some in French) Included!

#3-32-33 "The Big Bang Theory" 05/22/95 - 19 english video & 20 sound clips, 24+ images!
#3-31 "Framing Of The Shrew" 05/15/95
#3-30 "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" 05/08/95
#3-29 "Hose By Any Other Name" 05/01/95
#3-28 "Melrose Impossible" 04/10/95
#3-27 "All About Brooke" 04/03/95
#3-26 "To Live And Die In Malibu" 03/20/95
#3-25 "Love And Death 101" 03/13/95
#3-24 "And The Winner Is..." 02/27/95
#3-23 "Breakfast at Tiffany's, Dinner at Eight" 02/20/95
#3-22 "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" 02/13/95
#3-21 "Boxing Sydney" 02/06/95
#3-20 "Another Perfect Day In Hell" 01/23/95
#3-18-19 "They Shoot Mothers, Don't They" 01/16/95
#3-17 "Love Thy Neighbor: The Baddest and The Best of Melrose Place" 01/09/95
#3-16 "Bye Bye Baby" 01/02/95
#3-15 "Holiday On Ice" 12/19/94
#3-14 "Sex, Drugs And Rockin' The Cradle" 12/12/94
#3-13 "Just Say No" 12/05/94
#3-12 "The Doctor Who Rocks The Cradle" 11/28/94
#3-11 "The Days Of Wine And Vodka" 11/21/94
#3-10 "And Justice For None" 11/14/94
#3-09 "Dr. Jekyll Saves His Hide" 11/7/94
#3-08 "Love Reeks" 10/31/94
#3-07 "The Cook, The Creep, His Lover And Her Sister" 10/24/94
#3-06 "No Strings Attached" 10/17/94
#3-05 "Non-Sexual Healing" 10/10/94
#3-04 "Grand Delusions" 10/3/94
#3-03 "In-Laws and Outlaws" 9/26/94
#3-02 "It's A Bad World After All" 9/19/94
#3-01 "I Am Curious, Melrose" 9/12/94

SEASON 2: Pictures & Video Clips (some in French) Included & Some Written by Me!

#2-31-32 "Till Death Do Us Part" 5/18/94
#2-30 "Devil With The G-String On" 5/11/94
#2-29 "Imperfect Strangers" 5/4/94
#2-28 "The Bitch Is Back" 4/27/94
#2-27 "Psycho-Therapy" 4/20/94
#2-26 "In Bed With The Enemy" 4/6/94
#2-25 "The Two Mrs. Mancini's" 3/23/94
#2-24 "Love, Mancini Style" 3/16/94
#2-23 "Otherwise Engaged" 3/2/94
#2-22 "With This Ball & Chain" 2/23/94
#2-21 "Swept Away" 2/16/94
#2-20 "Parting Glances" 2/9/94
#2-19 "The Young Men & The Sea" 2/2/94
Summaries above are courtesy of melroseplace.com.
Summaries below were written by me.
#2-18 "Arousing Suspicion" 1/26/94
#2-17 "Michael's Game" 1/12/94
#2-16 "Reunion Blues" 1/5/94
#2-15 "Under the Mistletoe" 12/22/93
#2-14 "Strange Bedfellows" 12/15/93
#2-13 "Duet For One" 12/1/93
#2-12 "Cold Turkey" 11/24/93
#2-11 "Collision Course" 11/17/93
#2-10 "Tangled Web" 11/10/93
#2-09 "Married To It" 11/3/93
#2-08 "No Bed of Roses" 10/27/93
#2-07 "Flirting With Disaster" 10/20/93
#2-06 "Hot And Bothered" 10/13/93
#2-05 "Of Bikes And Men" 10/6/93
#2-04 "Fire Power" 9/29/93
#2-03 "Revenge" 9/22/93
#2-02 "Long Night's Journey" 9/15/93
#2-01 "Much Ado About Everything" 9/8/93

SEASON 1: Pictures & Video Clips (some in French) Included & Written by Me!

#1-32 "Suspicious Minds" 5/26/93
#1-31 "State of Need" 5/12/93
#1-30 "Carpe Diem" 5/5/93
#1-29 "Pas De Trois" 4/28/93
#1-28 "Pushing Boundaries" 4/7/93
#1-27 "The Test" 3/31/93
#1-26 "Endgame" 3/24/93
#1-25 "Irreconcilable Similarities" 3/3/93
#1-24 "Bye Bye, Billy" 2/17/93
#1-23 "My New Partner" 2/10/93
#1-22 "Three's A Crowd" 2/3/93
#1-21 "Picture Imperfect" 1/27/93
#1-20 "Peanut Butter & Jealousy" 01/13/93
#1-19 "Single White Sister" 01/06/93
#1-18 "Melrose Place Christmas" 12/16/92
#1-17 "Jake Vs. Jake" 11/25/92
#1-16 "The Whole Truth" 11/18/92
#1-15 "House Of God" 11/11/92
#1-14 "Drawing The Line" 11/04/92
#1-13 "Dreams Come True" 10/28/92
#1-12 "Polluted Affairs" 10/21/92
#1-11 "A Promise Broken" 09/23/92
#1-10 "Burned" 09/16/92
#1-09 "Responsibly Yours" 09/09/92
#1-08 "Lonely Hearts" 09/02/92
#1-07 "Second Chances" 08/12/92
#1-06 "My Way" 08/19/92
#1-05 "Leap Of Faith" 8/5/92
#1-04 "For Love Or Money" 7/29/92
#1-03 "Lost & Found" 7/22/92
#1-02 "Friends & Lovers" 7/15/92
#1-01 "Pilot" 7/8/92

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